torsdag 3 juni 2021

How to create a 'variant' of any famous virus

 1. Take some bodily fluid

 2. Mix with standard virology rub: monkey vero cells, antibiotics, pinch of cancer cells, etc. Let rest.

 3. Put in analyzer to extract random gene snippets from your mush

 4. Open virology program, select desired template: corona, H1N1, HIV, etc

 5. Hit "Find entire genome based on random snippets and template"

 6. Do not bother to verify that whatever the computer paired together is actually in your fluid.

 7. Make artistic 3D rendering of genome and send to media

 8. Done!

1 kommentar:

  1. What you actually have to do:

    The Final Refutation Of Virology